Right now on the Discovery: Health channel, they're running this show called Birthday Live. Basically, they're airing the live births of babies in Orlando, San Diego, and Silver Spring, MD. A lot of them are C-sections, but wait...one lady just gave birth just now without any drugs or anything.
. . .
Dang.
. . .
I'm glad I'm a guy.
Anyway, this whole show is bizarre. Who lets an entire TV crew come in and film the birth of their children, honestly? It's just madness. As soon as the babies are out, they have reporters shoving cameras in the faces of these parents who are just shell-shocked and overwhelmed by the moment. If it was me, I'd just punch anyone trying to interview me. One guy looked like he was ready to. Then again, it's his own damn fault for letting a crew in in the first place.
I didn't realize how blue these babies are when they first come out.
It turns out that the gal who just did the natural birth is naming her baby as part of a viewer call-in contest. In other words, the viewers are choosing her child's name. That's wack.
"Hey, guess what, sweetheart? Your pops and I enjoy publicity so much that we decided to waive our God-given right to name you and decided to let Reality TV do it instead."
Doesn't that seem wrong to anyone else? Still, I give her mad props for going without the drugs. Her reasoning was that a needle in her spine frightened her way more than any birthing pains.
Now they're delivering some twins by C-section. They just made the first inscision. They're really cutting away at her. Just going at it. Heh, they panned to the mom's face just now. Wow, does she look loopy. And...bang! Both babies are out. That didn't take long at all. The babies both appear very healthy, but I hope someone remembers to sow up that mom.
She looks too hopped up on the painkillers to do it herself.
I think we all learned some valuable lessons here tonight. Namely, life is a miracle, and I'd probably be a good doctor. After all, I was able to enjoy the beauty of new life
and my dinner (spinach spaghetti, pepper jack, and garden primavera sauce) at the same time. That has to count for something. Not only do I have a strong stomach, but my mind can also be in two places at once. It goes without saying that my bedside manner would be second to none. Maybe it's time to start studying for the MCAT exam.
Moving along, a good many of you know that I've become quite the hummus enthusiast since this past summer. Not unexpectedly, this has earned me some jeers from the uninformed masses (friends and family, to be exact). So now it's on me to bring you the First Elegant Defense of Hummus.
So what, exactly, are we talking about here? According to the good folks of
Wikipedia, hummus
"is a dip made of
chickpea paste with various additions, such as olive oil, fresh garlic, lemon juice, paprika, and
tahini (sesame seed paste). It is popular throughout the
Middle East, including in
Israel,
Jordan,
Lebanon, the
Palestinian territories,
Syria,
Turkey, and in
Armenia,
Cyprus and
Greece, though the hummus eaten in Greece, for example, is quite different from the hummus eaten in the Arab world and in Israel.
In Arabic, "Hummus" means simply chickpea. The dish described in this article is called "Hummus wa
Tahina", i.e. chickpea and sesame, or "musabbaha".
It is traditionally scooped up with
flatbread (pieces of
pita) to be eaten, but it is increasingly popular as a dip for
tortilla chips in non-Middle Eastern countries. It is a popular breakfast food, especially when combined with another dip named
ful, which is based on crushed
fava beans. It is also used as an appetizer dish to accompany main courses, and as part of a
mezze."
So there you go; it's like a dip. Simple enough, no? We all like dip, right? Of course, you can also use it as a spread, much as you would peanut butter. This is equally delicious. I'm quite partial to using hummus in my wraps, myself. But to each his own.
Now, some hummus FAQs:
"If I eat hummus, does that mean I'm a hippie?"
Nope. Eating hummus does not qualify you as a hippie. Though you may still be one. Do you listen to Phish a lot and think of deodorant as "optional"?
"Still, why hummus? Why not some meats?"
I like meat as much as the next person. But deli meats, which are good in wraps, tends to turn slimy in a couple days. If there is anything I hate, it's slimy turkey. Hummus, on the other hand, does not turn slimy when it is properly sealed in its container.
"I fear the unknown, especially foods that sound foreign. How can I overcome this?"
The short answer is that hummus won't kill you. One container of it is cheap enough that, if you hate it after sampling a spoonful, you can just throw it away without feeling terribly wasteful. But you won't hate it.
"What nutritional benefits are there to eating hummus?"
Again, from Wikipedia, " It is a
nutritious food, containing a large amount of
protein,
dietary fiber, monounsaturated
fat, and
iron."
"Nate, you're a scholar and a gentleman. You've made a believer of me. How can I use hummus to enhance my life?"
I'm glad you asked. For starters, you can make yourself a wrap just like the ones I enjoy so much. Keep in mind that I tend not to heat up the ingredients because I'm rather impatient, but feel free to warm up some of the various components if that is your wish. My wraps include the hummus (usually the spicy three pepper kind), brocolli slaw, low sodium black beans, cheese, and medium salsa on a whole wheat, low carb tortilla. Optionally, you can swap lettuce or spinach for the brocolli slaw, as well as add some grilled chicken. Some natural, no-salt peanut butter is a good addition to the grilled chicken.
I can only take you so far, mind you. As a simple, humble messenger, I can only show you the door. You must step through it on your own, and into a realm where hummus will make your wildest dreams come true.
Anyway, last night I went and worked out pretty late at PLC. I noticed that around 11p, some lady was taking her kids swimming. That seemed terribly irresponsible to me. These kids were obviously school-aged and should've been home in bed. Anyway, I think I may still head out there yet tonight. I hate waiting on machines.
I finally went and picked up that phone I mentioned in a previous post. I went and got it on Friday, and man, is it badass. It has ratcheted up my cool factor way, way up to a point where no human could measure it. The phone is an ultra-thin Samsung A900 and doesn't even remotely resemble a candy bar. The audio is excellent, the camera and camcorder work well enough, and I've already downloaded some sweet ringtones and screensavers. My next project will be to try and jack some music into it.
Overall, I had a pretty good, relaxing weekend. I had the day off on Friday, so I spent a good portion of it working out and running various errands. That night Angie and I went to "Ultraviolet." The action, plot, and special effects were decent, but the dialogue and acting was something less than average.
Brad and I got together and played racquetball on Saturday morning. I hadn't played in quite a while, and it was pretty obvious that Brad had the game in hand early on. So we stopped keeping score and just hit the ball around as hard as we possibly could. Good times. Angie and I went out to eat with Amy, Joel, and Aubrie that night at Fortune Palace, and then went to Barnes & Noble. Angie was patient with me as I read comics for a while, but I opted not to make her suffer as I read through an entire book. :)
Here are some pics from the weekend:

Aubrie and myself (after she overcame her initial suspicion of me. :))

Aubrie and her Aunt GiGi.

And finally, some pics of Angie and I together. All the proof you need that I wasn't just making her up. :)
Let's see, what can I suggest for music...here are a few:
"Conga Fury" by Juno Reactor. Matrix fans will recognize this electronica track from the Animatrix: Last Flight of the Osiris
"Surrender" by Simple Plan. A good cover of a classic Cheap Trick tune
"Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" by Santa Esmerelda. You'll recognize this excellent take on the old Eric Burdon song as the soundtrack for Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu's duel in Kill Bill v.1.
OK, now I'm tired. Here's a haiku to hold you over until next time:
My phone is uber cool.
You can't be cool without one.
Shed your bitter tears.